30 Reasons Why UNLV Baseball is in Trouble

1. Uncle Timmy is a lousy coach.
2. Uncle Timmy is a terrible coach.
3. Uncle Timmy got the job by politicing.
4. Uncle Timmy doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy.
5. Uncle Timmy doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
6. Uncle Timmy has never been to Del Taco in Linwood, CA.
7. Uncle Timmy can't recruit.
8. Uncle Timmy thinks he can win with Nevada and Utah players only.
9. Uncle Timmy says he won't play on Tuesdays. Huh?
10. Uncle Timmy could never win the big one at Bishop Gorman.
11. Uncle Timmy swears he started the Bishop Gorman dynasty.
12. Uncle Timmy doesn't know Who's on first. What? What's on second.
13. Uncle Timmy thinks outfielders should be throwing two-seamers.
14. Uncle Timmy is in bed with Mr. Ed.
15. Uncle Timmy has never stayed at the luxurious Best Value Inn in Lake Forest, CA.
16. Uncle Timmy took away a scholarship from an Orange Lutheran HS recruit and now Uncle Timmy is taboo in the OC.
17. Uncle Timmy is in bed with the M.
18. Uncle Timmy has a cupcake schedule.
19. Uncle Timmy has a distinquished playing background -- Dixie College.
20. Uncle Timmy doesn't know the way to Omaha and thus will never get there.
21. Uncle Timmy doesn't know the game like he should.
22. Uncle Timmy thinks an approach refers to golf.
23. Uncle Timmy doesn't believe in the Stork.
24. Uncle Timmy has no clue as far as hitting is concerned.
25. Uncle Timmy has no clue as far as pitching is concerned.
26. Uncle Timmy, allegedly, uses a speedo when swimming.
27. Uncle Timmy doesn't want his players playing for Team Vegas so they can get better.
28. Uncle Timmy's favorite color is green -- with envy.
29. Uncle Timmy can't judge talent, thus . . . 
30. Uncle Timmy wouldn't know talent, if it bit him.